Wednesday

One of my year 7s told me this joke today:

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were travelling on a train. They saw a cow through the window.

‘That’s an English cow,’ the Englishman said.

‘No, it’s an Irish cow,’ the Irishman said.

‘No, it’s a Scottish cow,’ the Scotsman said. ‘It’s got bagpipes.’