Saturday, April 16, 2005

Four Quotes

From BBC Radio 4 on Wednesday:
‘The ethics committee doesn’t like it when we brainwash people.’

(Huh…how inconvenient.)

From The Simpsons:
‘As long as he has eight fingers and eight toes, he’s fine.’
‘Did you know that the hole’s only natural enemy is the pile?’
‘All my life I’ve had one dream: to achieve my many goals.’

(Okay, I thought they were funny…maybe it’s one of those contextual things. On The Simpsons, the characters only have four fingers on each hand…hence the eight fingers and eight toes thing. In one episode, Bart goes to an Imax film documentary all about holes (but in the style of those serious nature documentaries)…at dinner that night, he’s going on about all he learned, including the fact above. And the last one…well, that’s just Homer.)


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