What I Learned Today...

Evidently, there’s a neighbourhood kid named Elliot. And how do I know this, you may ask? Because his mother stands outside and bellows ‘Eeeeeeeeeeelliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooott!’ when it’s time for dinner.

As we say over here, it’s well annoying.