Quotes

Student: Sir, I'm on report.

Me: And why is that?

Student: Because I've been naughty!

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Another teacher: I've just put something in your pigeonhole.

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My department head: Well, it's not a proper rubber but you can use it...here's some sellotape to hold it together.

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Me: So what do you call [insert item or action] over here?

Students: [insert name of item or action]

Me: Really? Interesting.

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Me: Accent? I'm not the one with the accent...