Thursday, January 06, 2005


Student: Sir, I'm on report.

Me: And why is that?

Student: Because I've been naughty!


Another teacher: I've just put something in your pigeonhole.


My department head: Well, it's not a proper rubber but you can use's some sellotape to hold it together.


Me: So what do you call [insert item or action] over here?

Students: [insert name of item or action]

Me: Really? Interesting.


Me: Accent? I'm not the one with the accent...


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