Wanted

If anyone out there has any Geordie language tapes, could you pass them along to me? I’ve decided that I’d like to cultivate a nice Newcastle accent and, living rather south of New Castle, need to either get some tapes or import someone. I think getting tapes will be easier.

(Yeah, I know you’re probably wondering why someone from Newcastle is called a Geordie. So am I. I would have chosen Newcastlonianite.)

(In case you’re wondering what a Geordie accent sounds like, watch Billy Elliot [the movie or the musical]. There’s just noting like the sound of a Geordie having a go at someone. It would be perfect for school.)