Saturday, January 08, 2005

Turkey Twizzlers - Update

You may have read about my earlier brush with turkey twizzlers. Having missed out on the culinary treat on Thursday, I made sure to be one of the first in line at the canteen on Friday.

First, let me describe them. Envision a closely-wound curly fry that is about six inches long. Now imagine it made of turkey. There you go.

I tried one.

It was bad. Really bad.

And then I found out that they have been banned from schools in Scotland because they are so bad for you. Really.

1 Comments:

Blogger Monkey said...

Now...now...

One should know that if you don't know what part of an animal the "Twizzler" is...it's probably best not to injest.

Signed with only a little bit of hurled poop

- The Monkey

9:20 PM  

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