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Oh, I want to join:

The Centre for Fortean Zoology [CFZ] is the only professional, scientific and full-time organisation in the world dedicated to cryptozoology - the study of unknown animals. Since 1992 the CFZ has carried out an unparalleled programme of research and investigation all over the world.

I mean, really. Wouldn't it be great?

'I don't believe I agree with your conclusions about this unknown animal.'

'Fine then...I'll change my conclusions just as soon as you show me the evidence.'

'Um...never mind.'