While We're on the Topic of School Dinners...

In England, there is a company called Rentokil Initial that provides a variety of services, including both pest control and school dinners. Really.

Now I understand how it’s possible to serve school dinners at a cost of less than 50p a student. It also solves that annoying problem of how to dispose of the pests.

(Oh please…name your school dinner company Rentokil and you’re just asking for snide remarks.)