Oh Spit!

Lost in the archives but now found (and I’ll just copy it in its entirety):

Spit Kits for Traffic Wardens

Car park form NCP has issued its staff in central London with kits that will allow them to collect the saliva and possibly have it identified by DNA testing if they are spat at by customers.

Whew…good thing I only spit on parking attendants in SOUTH London…