Signs of the Times

I saw these signs around London a couple weeks ago.

In Norbury: ‘Internet Barber’ - At last…now I can avoid that oh-so-annoying trip to have my hair actually cut…now I just email it in.

At Streatham Tattoos and Piercing: ‘All equipment 200% sterile’ - Oh yeah, like I want THAT person making permanent marks on my body?

In Streatham: ‘Kennedy Fried Chicken’ – That’s why I moved to England – so that Jackie O could serve me up some chicken!