Duct Tape

When I was little, we used to be at a church where the air conditioning system was installed using nothing but duct tape (as the story goes).

Heh.

That's nothing.

Air conditioning installed with duct tape.

Amateurs.

Try holding a cathedral together. Now, THAT'S a use for duct tape!

Canterbury Cathedral has just announced that 20% of its marble columns are held together with duct tape. (And they have hundreds of them...columns, that is.) As a result, the Cathedral has launched a major, £50 million campaign.

Man...you can buy a lot of duct tape for £50 million...